Has anyone seen Kim Jong-un?

When I ride my mountain-bike and when the terrain is gentle enough to allow it, I scan around the hills to spot deer, elks or moose.

Recently, I've been looking for Kim Jong-un. I'm beginning to get concerned about him. I'm thinking that he perhaps deciding to go base-jumping in Yosemite, swinging under a natural arch in Moab or even trying to go for a mountain-bike ride with me.

I know he's quite a strong fellow who would ride superbly; that's why I'm hoping to seeing coming out of a blind curve on my favorite Park City trail.

Besides, he sure could use the exercise!