Which direction should my bed face?

This should be an existential question and for years, I have wondered about what the truth was, without making a conscious attempt at researching it.

Today, between a bike ride and more rock work, I did just that and spent a few moments reading the various theories on the subject.

Most are claiming the usual (and dubious) Feng Shui principles, some come from some hypnotist, others from bona fide charlatans and all are pretty much contradicting each others.

So for the time being the head of my bed will keep on facing East, the door and that will be the end of that silly quest!