Weird hairdos and sick minds

I wonder if anyone has ever conducted a thorough study on people wearing weird haircuts, and their disastrous consequences on mental sanity?

Since the human hair is located so close to the brain, it does affect its function and whenever the hairstyle goes off the established norm, it must confuse the synapses and may provoke erratic behavior on the subject wearing the non-conforming hairdo.

For those who don't quite know it, a synapse is a structure that allows a neuron (or nerve cell) to pass an electrical or chemical signal to another neuron. It is therefore easy to imagine the resulting chaos that takes place when the entire synapse network is hammered with continued electrochemical breakdowns caused by a disorderly hairstyle.

So, next time you find yourself in close proximity to a person like the ones illustrated on this blog, change sidewalk immediately.