Conspiracy theories in the Strait of Hormuz?

According to the U.S. State Department, the Iranian are the obvious suspects behind the tanker attacks in the Strait of Hormuz.

Yet, is the United States government that credible with Pinocchio Trump at its head? Not really; they have an ax to grind with Iran anyways.

It could in fact be a bunch of dubious parties, starting with the Saudis, the UEA, Israel’s mossad or even our own CIA; they’ve done similar things in the not so distant past.

So before we replicate our ill-advised Iraq invasion on Iranian soil, to please the other Middle East crazies we call allies, and fund the adventure with taxpayer money we don’t even have, I’d like to know for sure...