The new Two-State solution

As Trump turns Old Gaza into a beach resort, generous as we know him to be, he’ll be eager welcome its 2 million inhabitants and let them settle in brand-new residences on the East Coast of Florida, just opposite to his Mar-a-Lago estate. 

That way, he could create New Gaza, a fully independent nation that would bring even more diversity to the Sunshine State, add to the excitement and create a compelling reason for the media to talk incessantly about its famous Mar-a-Lago neighbor.

Of course, eminent domain would trade, not confiscate, the roughly 141 square miles needed to fit the new settlement in, with an equal number of acres out of the 15 % of land owned by the State of Florida, so the current inhabitants of Gaza could return to brand new homes on a prized seaside location. 

An even more generous Trump could double the landmass to 300 square miles, but I might be getting ahead of myself… The people living in Palm Beach and those living nearby would then be relocated to nice, new residences in various areas of the State. 

Does this make sense to you ? It certainly does to me!