Seasonal tan-lines...

The other day, as I was showering, I noticed that I had already gotten my summer, mountain-bike tan-line which is significantly more spectacular than my winter tan-line that stops in the middle of my neck. This strict delineations are as far as I go when it comes to exposing myself to the sun. My wife tells me that too much sun is bad, that my skin won't like it and I do follow her advice.

At this point in my life, I just keep hoping that these tan lines will never recede and will return, season after season, for as long as I own my body...