Trump, Satan and the Pope

I’m a very bad Catholic, but a staunch supporter of the religion’s new leader, Pope Francis. 

He’s unpretentious, pragmatic and has much to worry about in dealing with the established Roman Curia and staying alive by not getting poisoned or back-stabbed. 

This said, a lot of folks, including me, have said that Trump was the Devil incarnate, in other words the equivalent of Satan. Something like Trump is as bad as the Prince of Darkness.

Just to make sure, I asked Pope Francis, and this is what he’s told me: “Satan isn’t much fun, but he rarely lies, think about others a lot, want to expand his clientele as he is responsible and concerned about growing his business and filling up his place. By contrast, Trump lies all the time, burns his bridges, trust no one, only think about himself, go bankrupt time after time and must change business each time, because he’s go a terrible reputation and is a ‘one-transaction-individual...'” 

Then I objected: “Still, Satan is a fallen angel...” Pope Francis replied tersely: “Trump’s deeds falls like a giant, stinky pile of manure spreading its horror all over our fragile planet.” 

Thank you for clarifying, Holly Father!