Not quite, more like the other way around, “a roll on moose!”
For more than a dozen years, a fake moose, made of thin aluminum alloy, has been standing sentinel in front of a log home not far from our house, getting more bird droppings all over it than admiration.
So, the other day, as we walked by, I noticed a full roll of toilet paper lying in the grass, twenty feet away from the metal sculpture. After Covid-19, toilet paper rolls have almost taken a symbolic meaning and have picked up a significant value in the whole humanity’s minds.
When I witnessed the scene, I did what Jesus would have done, I picked up the roll and anchored it to the animal’s antler for easy and free dispensation.It’s been there for several days now and no one has dared help themselves, yet!
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