Is Rapture, a cheap alternative to heli-skiing?

For those who believe in nothing or aren’t following what’s going on in Christian America, the Rapture is an eschatological position, meaning a view of the last things, like immortality of the soul, rebirth, resurrection, migration of the soul, and the end of time. 

It's a belief held by some Christians, particularly the most radical ones, like the American evangelists, that consists of an end-time event when all dead Christian believers will be resurrected and, joined with Christians who are still alive like you and me, and together will rise "in the clouds, to meet the Lord in the air." 

This long explanation brings me to suggest that if you as a skier are still alive, you might take advantage of the event to ski the most famous Himalayan summits, where helicopters cannot reach because the air if far too thin. 

Not only that, but if you live in Utah you can hitch a free ride to the top of the high Uintas mountains, where landing a commercial aircraft isn’t allowed, or if you live in Europe, get to the top of Mt. Blanc or Mt. Elbrouz, in a few seconds, totally free of charge. 

The only thing you have to do is convert to Evangelism if you’re not one already, get a rough idea when the Rapture is scheduled, be ready with your gear, have your skis on, and hope for a great ride. This would be a politically correct way to get a super fast lift to the summit of your choice and ski your heart content. You might be able to get more rides if additional Raptures happen to be scheduled. 

This way, you won’t have to heli-ski and ruin you carbon-footprint as well as your reputation!