Scooter Libby & Paris Hilton

After being sentenced to prison terms, these two celebrities should share a cell for the forty some days that Ms. Hilton has yet to serve. Together they would learn some useful skills they can use the day they get out of prison. From her cell’s companion Paris could learn that in real life, someone has to take a hit for the stupidities of others, especially if it’s the V.P. of the United States (that’s called taking responsibility.) She would also learn to get her verbal delivery better organized, lie convincingly under oath and detract from her blonde appearance and instead, project a more professional image. Scooter would learn from Paris how to get more noticed, how to leverage paparazzi, how to project a charismatic image, and in the process learn to let his hair down. So when Paris gets out and Scooter is pardoned by George Bush, not only would the pair have had some good time together, but we might also have two better-adjusted human beings less prone, we hope, to societal pitfalls…