Little women phoning in huge SUV

These days, it seems that the smaller the lady driver, the larger the SUV and the most cell phone chatter. When I get on the road, less than two minutes pass before I spot a minuscule woman all alone in a huge SUV, spilling her soul on a cell phone. Would these charming motorists even use a hand-free device? Not on your life and those of their past or future road kills. In fact, they had a phone clamped in their hand and stuck to their ear long before they climbed on their monster truck.
What does that tell me? That the larger the vehicle, the best calls it must make, the safer it may seem, the most powerful it probably is, the greatest contribution it makes to pollution and global warming as well as to middle-eastern terrorism. Way to go tiny ladies! By the way mam, while using your moving phone booth don’t forget to keep an eye on the road…