Sarah Palin, good enough for my republican friends

She’s got the experience: She was elected Alaska's governor a little over a year and a half ago. Her previous office was mayor of Wasilla, a small town outside Anchorage.
With her, your wife or daughter won’t stand a chance to get an abortion even in the case of rape or incest.
She drives on the right shoulder of the road; for example, she supported the right-wing extremist Pat Buchanan for president in 2000.
She is going to make the United States the smartest nation on earth as she thinks that creationism should be taught in public schools.
She's knows better and doesn't think humans are the cause of climate change; in fact polar bears must be, because she sued the Bush administration for listing them as a threatened species as it could interfere with more oil drilling in Alaska.
With her, you’ll have gas to fill your big SUV; she's solidly in line with John McCain's "Big Oil first" energy policy. She's pushed hard for more oil drilling and says renewable energy won't be ready for years…
My republican friends, if you were so smart in picking Bush twice, Sarah and John are your chance for an encore and for affirming your bright intellect!