Cheney, Satan and God

Dick Cheney has survived his fifth heart-attack and this is either a testimony to exceptional luck, great health care afforded to career politicians or evil intervention. I'd think it's the latter. I do believe that, a long time ago, The former VP made a deal with the Devil that would allow him to engage into war crimes without having to worry about their consequences and last long enough to support one-sided and unjust causes like these championed by the Republican Party.

Faced with that, God has been trying hard to “cut him off” by administering the man a full range of potent and well-spaced heart attacks, but so far, the devil has prevailed. If Dick's survival proves something, it is that he must have a huge amount of supporters in the current American health care system, which doesn't come as surprise to me. Now, I'm left with wondering what will happen with heart attack #6; this is an ominous if not devilish number, but again our Wyoming neighbor might prove that, like most ordinary stray cats, he's got seven full lives...