Do you know what's the most Sacred Holiday in America?
Christmas? Thanksgiving?
Nope; try again?
The 4th of July?
Wrong again!
Give up?
The right answer is Superbowl Sunday.
For weeks, we've been hammered by the media about this unnatural cataclysm when two football teams collide and America congregates, complete with beer, chips, pretzels and a cortege of bad food inside its collective mouth, holds its breath, cheers for a favorite team and falls under the spell of some of the most clever commercials.
What are we planning to do to celebrate that Sacred Day? Go skiing this afternoon. We'll be guaranteed to have the mountain to ourselves; this said, we'll watch the game when we return so we can judge the commercials and know which team won!
Sunday, February 2, 2014
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