From trans-gender to trans-creature?

Thanks to Bruce Jenner's copious testimonies and interviews, I've learned a lot about becoming a transgender and adopting the sex that make the most sense to anyone.

While I still can't fully understand the entire process and have absolutely no desire to change my sex at this stage of my life, I'm just wondering, what's next, and after thinking about it for two minutes, I realized that becoming a “trans-creature” might very well have a realistic place in our near future.

Let me explain; we could begin with being “trans-mammal”, but honestly, who wants to become a cow or a simple chimp? I'd rather be something else, so the change might have to be a tiny bit more drastic; suppose that deep-inside I longed to fly just like a bird and own a residence on some tree branch or into some cavity up a forbidding cliff, I might want to move away from my human status to that of say, a peregrine falcon.

I don't know if I would need to check my human brain on the tarmac and settle for a much smaller, bird-sized set. In this instance, I probably would need to give up my Facebook account, not a big price to pay.

But, come to think of it, managing my Facebook page shouldn't require more than the brain power of a finch... I just hope that my next of kin would be accepting of my urge of changing specie and that it's not against any law on the book in Utah or in the United States. If it is, no big deal, I'm ready to fight for it!