Go 11: How are you feeling today, Fidel?
Fidel: Pretty good, but I still feel a bit weak; the treatment didn't work as it should have. Still I'm in a good mood today, because I just got this new Adidas training suit!
Go11: It looks great on you! Tell me weren't you wearing Fila before?
Fidel: Yep, but its a complicated story. First, the color selection was seriously lacking. You didn't find the contrast Adidas offers. Then, the quality simply wasn't there. I had one shoulder that ripped at the shoulder seam and then there was their zippers. Ah, their zippers were just substandard; they failed on two occasions. I think the German simply make a superior garment.
Go11: Why did you quit wearing those fatigues? To be candid, you looked more revolutionary in them...
Fidel: After I passed the power on to Raoul, those became inconvenient. Too many pockets, I could never find in which one I had left my cigars, plus they were far to many buttons to button each morning and unbutton in the evening. Also, the cloth was kind of hard on my skin. If I were not close to my 90s I'd say that Adidas is to die for! Plus, the Adidas suit is much easier to handle, the pants have a rubber band and I always leave the top unzipped.
Go11: Where did you get that suit?
Fidel: Someone picked it up for me at the Adidas Outlet Store in Sunrise, Florida. Sure I wear them loose, but that one fit me right out of the bag.
Go11: Never thought of trying Nike?
Fidel: Are you kidding? These suits are for corrupt capitalists and I won't get caught dead in one of these (laugh)!
Go11: Just like free and fair elections in Cuba, right? Get out of here, Fidel!
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