Wednesday, July 20, 2016

Making American skiing great again...

If Trump and his team were to forget Hillary for one night, they could turn towards the need for better skiing in this country.

This is much more fun than safety, work, prominence and greatness. Republicans, Independents, Libertarians, Greens and Democrats all want dryer powder and deeper pow. Earlier ski season too and a universal ski pass (yeah, thanks to you, Bernie!)

Donald could go to Europe and shut down all its ski resorts, force the Chinese and the Japanese to come and ski the Rockies, to recapture some of their trade surplus.

Then Mr. Trump could turn to building a much bigger wall, high enough to receive plenty of natural snow, cresting at the South border and sloped towards the North between Mexico and the USA, perhaps rent it to the Canadians and still bill the Mexicans for it!

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