Wednesday, November 1, 2017

Trump's Halloween special appearance

Since we live in a low-traffic neighborhood, we enlisted the help of some big-name, to increase Halloween visits.

The Donald came on time, and for a while, no kid showed up, so we were a bit embarrassed as we feared that we had brought a celebrity over for naught!

Eventually, groups showed up, beating last year attendance by 23 percent!

The only problem is that the Donald didn't make kids laugh; he scared most of them (children aren't stupid), which was another demonstration of the law of unintended consequences.

Just after 9 pm, we've sent POTUS back to the White House after stuffing his coat pockets with the remaining candies. Now, we need to figure out a much better plan for next year!

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