An interview with my grandson

My grandson Finn is a busy little man who seldom grants any interview. Since I have some special connections with him, I was able yesterday to steal a few moments out of his otherwise very busy schedule...

Go11: So Finn, how's been your year so far?
Finn: I'd say quite hectic; between school, sleep and meals, I'm left with very little free time.
Go11: I understand, we all live crazy lives...
Finn: It's not so much that, but no one asks me for my opinion; I'm taken to bed on a moment's notice, told when it's time to eat, “they” even took me all the way to France this summer without my asking!
Go11: Would you call that a breach of your civil liberties?
Finn: In a sense I would, if it were not for the good food I ate there and seeing my other grandparents. The plane ride was particularly awful, it drove my parents nuts.
Go11: What are you plans for this coming fall and winter?
Finn: I'm going to get potty trained (another weird idea from my parents) and I plan to add a few cool words to my vocabulary, but haven't zeroed-in on any in particular. I guess I'll decide before Halloween. I also plan to quit napping in the morning.
Go11: Do you have any special wish that you'd share with your grandpa?
Finn: Yeah, I'd need an iPhone for Christmas...