My Halloween Costume

Yesterday, a neighbor dropped an invitation to attend a Halloween block party, this evening.

I immediately thought that I would dress into an Ebola aid worker and make an irresistible impression.

But come to think of it, someone is needed at home to distribute candies to trick and treaters, so I'll have no choice but voluntarily quarantine myself.

I have not yet decided if I'll wear my haz-mat suit; it might spook the kids...