A Skier's New Year Wishes

Today and to usher a significant change in my usual blog content, here's my first ever poem. You are allowed to smirk, laugh loudly and dismiss it if you want. I need to begin somewhere... 

A Skier's New Year Wishes

Happy New Year to any turns,
The free, the short, the ones we earn.
Happy New Year to all schusses,
On narrow trails with “death cookies.”

Happy New Year to sticking rocks,
That will cut up more than one notch
Into our bases and steel edges,
To provoke most of our crashes

Happy New Year to scared tourists,
That we'll avoid as great purists.
And Happy New Year to collisions
That we'll preempt with swift actions!