A moose on a roll?

Not quite, more like the other way around, “a roll on moose!” 

For more than a dozen years, a fake moose, made of thin aluminum alloy, has been standing sentinel in front of a log home not far from our house, getting more bird droppings all over it than admiration. 

So, the other day, as we walked by, I noticed a full roll of toilet paper lying in the grass, twenty feet away from the metal sculpture. After Covid-19, toilet paper rolls have almost taken a symbolic meaning and have picked up a significant value in the whole humanity’s minds.

When I witnessed the scene, I did what Jesus would have done, I picked up the roll and anchored it to the animal’s antler for easy and free dispensation. 

It’s been there for several days now and no one has dared help themselves, yet!