Saturday, September 24, 2011

Gaddafi hit by falling satellite

Some of my secret international contacts just told me that some people have a knack of finding themselves at the wrong place, at the wrong time. While the exact location hasn't been determined yet, certain credible witnesses have seen that Muammar Gaddafi, the fugitive Libyan leader was standing in the way of the falling satellite debris that landed on earth last night.

While his assistants successively warned: “Look up Chief! It's a plane... excuse me, it's a satellite... no, it's a school bus! Watch out!” the fearless leader was slapped by one of the “flying bus” exit doors in full face and was saved from certain death by his over-sized designer sunglasses, my sources reported...

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