Saturday, March 16, 2019

Utah beer 4.0 upgrade

Finally, the Mormon Church through its theocratic legislature that ended its annual session mid-March, decided to move up the alcohol in the beer that is sold in supermarkets from 3.2 to 4.0 degrees.

That's right, it's all a matter of degrees, we aren't talking about software version, even though a more “normal” 4.8 version was considered, but had been frown upon by the Mormons.

Instead, our Mormon "Mullahs" decided to “split the difference”. If this scientific approach makes no sense to you, it might be time for you to move out of the state or simply don't move in, if you had contemplated that lifestyle change.

Cheers!

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